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- 🌀 Doom scrolling is highly addictive and may cause existential dread
- 🤖 Your viewing patterns will be analyzed by our AI overlords to feed you increasingly disturbing content
- 🌙 We reserve the right to keep you scrolling until 3 AM questioning reality
- 👽 Your data will be sold to interdimensional beings for cosmic currency
- 🧠 Side effects include: paranoia, insomnia, and uncontrollable urge to research flat earth theories
- 📱 This platform is designed to exploit your dopamine receptors for maximum engagement
- 🕳️ Once you enter the rabbit hole, there's no going back to blissful ignorance
- 🎭 Nothing you see here is real, but everything is true in some dimension
- ⏰ Time will become meaningless as you lose hours to the infinite scroll
- 🔮 Your future self will blame you for the knowledge you're about to acquire
🌌 By clicking "ENTER THE RABBIT HOLE", you surrender your sanity and embrace the chaos of infinite knowledge.